Sunday, October 19, 2014

COD40-KFC 8 Piece Abortion Bucket-O-Babies

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Being banned from the library for rubbing herself while researching pregnancy options, Debra calls a pregnancy hotline for the same old list of options. However, she discovers some shocking statistics. Aborties are dangerous. KFC DEAL 8 Piece Coupon code Chicken!!!!

Waffle House isn't all that it's quacked up to be with the senior citizens with disabilities act as they actively refuse service to Debra while she has her seeing eye animal leading the way.

Hoping to find a hotel who will accept her foul feathered friends, Debra calls for information on a room for the evening.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

COD39-Candy Corn Nipples

Pumpkin spiced lattes and candy corn dreams as Debra calls for help in full psycho mode. It's not normal!

Feeling the Fall nip(s) in the air, Debra gets frisky and calls a dating line. 

Good old Debra Sanderson of the Sanderson Sisters is looking to purchase a vacuum that will double as personal transit. Get down on it! Get down on it! 

Kathy and her boss don't seem to know what hit them when Debra calls a church for a little spiritual help with her physical problem. No fall colors. 

Tuesday, October 7, 2014


Debra tries to get her ducks in a row by calling for overnight accommodations. Build a bear won't build a duck. Duck duck dog? D-U-C-K! Debbie's seeing eye duck has a bit of an addiction. She calls a specialty shop to find a solution. Ducks need entertainment, too! Political delusions take over as Debra believes she is Cindy McCain while searching for just the right amenities for her and her seeing eye duck. Debra calls Leslie Jordon for prayer about her wayward son who violates the cross (and a few ducks) by cross dressing.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

COD37-Joan River's A-Duck-Tion

This week, Little Debbie is crazier than Ariana Grande's list of performance demands! Fetus is on the menu today as Debra calls yet again for help with her pregnancy psychosis. Debra isn't the only one that leaves this call in a bad mood. Is that normal? After this weird conversation, she realizes she needs to start with her abnormalities for her own sake. Turning to the Lord as always, she calls for prayer for her issues. But before she can get to the heart of the issue, she remembers Joan Rivers' tragic death. Asking for prayer in bringing the doctor's alleged malpractice to justice, the conversation turns to "Murder, Oh God!" Debra needs to 'focus on her family' so she calls to talk to a lovely woman about her school for girls Stuck in her duck-centered psychosis, Little Debbie calls a duck supplier looking for ducklings for sale but instead, she travels miles and miles for some BBC. Traveling through California, Debra calls Motel 666 to get pre-approval to bring her flock of ducks in for a night of fornication and debauchery as mentioned in Revelations. Maybe one or two would be ok. Joan Rivers would be proud. Not finding any help with the ministry, Debra calls a psychiatric hospital for help. But it's hard to find the right Christian based organization. So she gives up again. But not before she brings up the Iggy Azalea Sex Tape!. Thinking she just needs to take it one problem at a time, Debra has a crippling a-duck-tion and calls a sex addiction hotline. Taking every opportunity, Debra is curious about job openings. "Dappra" falls right back into her pregnancy delusion from the state of Ducks, USA, and calls yet another hotline for help. The language barrier is a bit of a hinderance. The ducks aren't helping.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

COD36-A Working Woman Loves Sex

Debra has the call of nature for The BBC. and she doesn't mean TV, as she and her friend, Natalie Nicole, call The Waffle House. 

Hoping to get a "bite" at the Waffle House, Debra calls around for special room rates. 

That elusive escape-artist of a brooch strikes again. While Debra reminisces about a horse. 

Not having any luck with the Waffle House BBC, Debra calls the lonely hearts meetup line with a margarita in hand. 

A little more bargaining for lower room rates for a working woman. 

Natalie Nicole calls for preggers advice and a facility that will accept her guide dog.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

COD35-Debbie Does Bath Salts

Debra calls for abortion procedure advice. But poor Homer gets a lesson of his own.

Black is the new white.

Close encounters of the filth kind at the Waffle House.

You get job make living! Girls are on the menu at Tina's. So is Wisconsin Cheese. Pretty yummay. 

Rover took over and tasted the rainbow... Then flew WAAAAAY over it.

No Justin Bieber in this hot sexy girl!

Thursday, July 24, 2014

COD34-Rub Myself, Dearie!

Debra needs some space! She calls for help on removing junk. 

The 700 Club gets a call about the latest snickers extravaganza. 

Debra's search for help with her unborn child and the subsequent tropical carnage has her calling a help line. 

The Pancake House and other places get verbal visits from Debra's lonely hearts club. 

Debra, being so lonely, decides to fill her time with a little reading material. Slipping a little into her old psychosis, she calls around to find a specific special literary work. 

DK Donuts gets a special request. 

We don't clean, ever.

Debra calls Kirby vacuums and other similar establishments to find a solution for her... Issue.

Carpet cleaner casual encounters. SWF LF "carpet cleaner."