Wednesday, September 30, 2015

COD57-Space Diva

Debra tries a new cat food she found at PetCo. Unfortunately, you get what you pay for as PetCo representatives find out when they get a call from Debra and her misbehaving kittens. Not getting anywhere, Debra decides to try to calm them down by buying some catnip. She just needs to know the legal limit she can buy. She might even want a little for herself. Hoping an addition to the family might serve to calm down her clowder of feline furballs, Debra buys a kitten for her grandson. Unfortunately, he points out that this new furry friend isn't actually a cat! Not having any luck with the new "kitten" calming down her brood, Debra sadly decides to find some of them a new "home." The language barrier tends to be a big issue though, so Debra tries to find a way around it with technology, being the big techie that she is. The stress and anxiety of the day finds Debra looking for a little relaxation in the form of a massage so she calls to find out how they might deal with her medical condition. Heather makes an appearance when she calls to find a new employer in the form of acting/modeling. She doesn't do math, though. Debra knocks Heather to the curb when she comes back to call about a bad experience with a "hot" meal at a local Asian food establishment. Debra decides she needs a mini-vacay so she calls around to find rates of rooms that meet her special accommodations. While she's already making arrangements, she decides to just go ahead and book her room for the Chiffon Convention coming up. Debra wants to take this moment to dedicate this show and all her worldly belongings including her tech gadgets (except the apple watch because who wants that crap) and cash to her dear, funny friend, BW who takes valuable time out of his busy, full schedule to create cover art and show notes for Debra. She trusts his talent so much that she often doesn't even read her own show notes before posting. Anticipating her upcoming tan and massage session, Debra decides to treat her sistie, Cheryl, to a tanning session, but a "real" "burning" one. She makes sure that they can also accomodate Cheryl's medical condition. Debra has the uninformed lady google the condition.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

COD56-Fuck Me Kim Davis

Little kid fingers are on the menu for Debbie tonight. 
A California head shop gets a call from Debra in her never ending quest to find a fix of Chiffon. 
A pregnant Heather calls for helpful advice. She's soooo worried about the future... Of her
thespianic career.
Debra talks to Heather's school friend while she's taking the trash out. Debra may need to take out some trash of her own. 
A new chat line friend doesn't seem to believe dear Debra is 25. Too much old-school porn?
Your swollen chicken?
A medical issue interferes with one of Debra's conversations. Gotta make that cream!
Heather finds a kindred soul who takes great pleasure in Kim Davis role play. 
Sex, whatchoo know about sex? 
Ms. Dita, put me in a trance. Louder!

Grandma goes on a "trip."

Thursday, August 6, 2015

COD55-Heather's Seed (Daddies Edition)

"Suck daddy's nuts and I'll fuck your face, little one." Heather Feather finds herself in an awkward situation when she talks to her new friend. Choking, puke and a sore throat are the words of the day as this special edition of Church of Debra goes places it's never been before. Two daddies teach Heather how to plant seeds in her garden!

Friday, July 24, 2015

COD54-Ashes to Ashes

Cheryl guest grums with Debra again! Who knows what secrets lie ahead! The Vacation of a lifetime for 3 special girls! Will Sylvia toke up the boat? Like and Rate me GURLZ!
Cheryl -

Thursday, July 9, 2015

COD53-Cheryl Merkowski Will Cut You!

Debra and Cheryl go on an adventure down the rabbit hole of gay marriage, Cadillac Cimarron and LAPSED warranty coverage. Nope! You have to keep your Geico! Cheryl practices her math skills on the phone with an irately passionate mayun. Food stamps not accepted.

Friday, July 3, 2015

COD52-Psychedelic Experience Trip

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call

Thursday, July 2, 2015

COD51-Bloody Hello Kitty Panties Part 3!

Debra finds herself wide awake when she should be sleeping. Unfortunately her "Zambien" fueled evening leads her down a path to becoming a whole new woman... A 20 something woman named Heather Feather.

  Listen to this epic 2 part grum that finds Debbie looking for love. After a few cold starts and failed attempts, She will never be lonely again with her new friend. He's a smart, intelligent, smart, respectful, smart, lovable, and smart guy who may or may not be a serial killer. Part 1 is waiting to to make you shit your panties from laughing so hard!

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