Debra calls for a free money book but she's afraid her trailer will be taken by the FDA before the book arrives which would put her and the 'girls' out on the street. A very helpful but persistant woman tries to keep Debra focused but a bit of self mutilation ensues for lack of a pen and paper. Next Debra calls Applebees looking for her grand daughter, Natalie, who left her purse at home and went to work. Natalie needs her glucose monitor because she's diabetic. Debra calls a Merle Norman store to inquire about freckle cover for one of "the girls", Natalie. Sadly the woman rebuffed Debra saying that the only makeup they carry is foundation. Debra then explained to the lady how the owner was married to a lovely blonde drag queen. This marriage sadly ended and ruined the owners life. This is why they no longer sell makeup, except for foundation. Oh, and a few eyeshadows. Next, Debra thinks she's pregnant so she calls a crisis line. The young woman finds help for the desperate Debra. Next Debra calls a prayer line where she speaks of her daughter's F2M transformation as well as her son's homosexuality. Debra delves deep into a Fact of Life themed psychotic episode. Fortunately, her son is on the phone to help her out.
3 comments:
I used to have a GIRL. But now I have to moonlight as a Walmart greeter to pay for Chazzy's new privates (and Ceaser's Palace doesn't have health insurance so Walmy gives me that too). HOWW!
Best show yet, I love the self referential part at the end. Brilliant!
crabhooves is right. i just had a church of debra marathon this week to catch up, and this ep definitely is the best show yet. get screwed cumwhore luv ya.
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