Jesus says, "Please leave me a FIVE star review on iTunes and GET SAVED!"
Debra calls a psychic hotline to use a promotional offer of five free minutes to find out if her dear friend, Madge, will ever find a job. But she finds some not-so-ethereal obstacles in her way.
She calls to order a batch of Fleets enemas and, instead, gets a face full of Canadian rage. I'm sorry.
After watching an episode of Three's Company which triggers one of her delusions, Debra focuses on Jack and calls a trucker prayer line to get some advice about her homosexual son.
Grammys!! Grammys!! Grammys!!