Debra tries to get her ducks in a row by calling for overnight accommodations. Build a bear won't build a duck. Duck duck dog? D-U-C-K! Debbie's seeing eye duck has a bit of an addiction. She calls a specialty shop to find a solution. Ducks need entertainment, too! Political delusions take over as Debra believes she is Cindy McCain while searching for just the right amenities for her and her seeing eye duck. Debra calls Leslie Jordon for prayer about her wayward son who violates the cross (and a few ducks) by cross dressing.