After hearing on her favorite mainstream news station that Obama struck again by banning floor paper paste, Debra
decides to call around to stock up.
Pregnancy hotline. Debra discovers that Bob from Bob's Burgers runs a pregnancy hotline.
Debra makes a new friend, Shannon, when she calls Waffle House to see if her job application has been approved.
A yahoo chat session leads dirty little southern Debbie with a few phone numbers to call. Sometime you feel like a nut... Or granny's cookies.